The 2012 Apocalypse Virgin Hunt
Twistianity Today needs 70 virgins for The End of the Age Human Sacrifice Extravaganza
All entries will be judged by a godly panel of Christian™Pastors from around the world as seen on TBN
12 finalist will compete to be chosen as
2012's APOCALYPTIC HUMAN SACRIFICE
Humans will once again ward off imminent disaster, our final "doom of mankind". It's like having the ultimate back-stage pass to the greatest concert on Earth!
Survive the Apocalypse in style!
All entries will be judged by a godly panel of Christian™ Pastors from around the globe as seen on TBN
2012 APOCALYPTIC HUMAN SACRIFICE
Humans will once again ward off imminent disaster, our final "doom of mankind". It's like having the ultimate back-stage pass to the greatest concert on Earth!
We're gearing up for the Twistianity Today® 2012 Virgin Human Sacrifice Hunt, when hoards of angryArchangels, Alien invaders, Quatzequatel, the Anti-Christ, the vengeful warrior Christ, Tea Party Republicans,Zombies and other 'End-of-the-World' instigators rain down upon the Earth, we’ll be safe and sound Rapturedaway with our eternal security… or so they say…but just in case I’ll be wearing my stylish'Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak™' It will render me invisible to the wrath…it’s also meteor proof!
* No written or expressed guarantees are made about the use of alternative, metaphysical or spiritual tools, services and supplies. Rapture Inc. makes no assurances of final destinations either before or after the great Tribulation. This site is for entertainment purposes only and is done in parody..."It's a joke son..."~Foghorn Leghorn
Close only counts in Horseshoes... and Hand Grenades
Look for details JANUARY 1st 2012
@http://nudesforjesus.blogspot.com/2012/01/what-exactly-does-god-say-about-human.html?zx=7194eca242473e6f
http://truetwistianity.blogspot.com/2011/12/contestant.html
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Saturday, December 31, 2011
2012 APOCALYPTIC HUMAN SACRIFICE HUNT
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